Like A Virgin

Quick Update:

I was watching this video just now of this girl shoving something or another up her snake-lake and she moans out “OH GOD YES I’M INEVESTING!”

I’m investing?! I understand you want to market a product but my god. Couldn’t she have said something sexier? Bone kill.

Oh well, moving on. Chin up, chin up.

About to watch porn. I have to choose between:

“Ruby Wanks the Frank”

or

1000’s of others like it.

Why can’t they make a porno with a guy that looks like Lenny Kravitz and a girl that…wait, another man that looks like Lenny Kravitz?

“I’m calling you “daddy” ” . Eww what the fuck ?

rudydontstop:

lastonetheresapenispump:

daaangitschynna:

I hella don’t understand why girls call their babes “daddy” or why guys want to be called “daddy” . That’s just straight up gross . Go ahead go get some action or have fun but when you do it and shit do you really want to call or be called “daddy” ? You like doing your dad or some shit ? You find pleasure in the thought of your dad in a sexual way ? Man that’s gross . Urgh ewww I don’t like when people do that . Nasty people -______-

you can call me sister

It’s probably some internal psychological bullshit about men, but it’s a turn on. It’s inexplicable, because I’m sure I wouldn’t want to fuck my eventual daughter, but it’s probably something to do with a man’s necessity to feel in power, and what is more powerful over someone than being their father?

It’s a thing called “Daddy Issues”

accurate movie title that describes my sex life

tacopenis:

qualityblog:

conversatron:

• all quiet on the western front

• Gone In 60 Seconds

• There Will Be Blood

Clueless

I think if I were a lezzy, I’d get SO much play. But for now, I like the pole…and maybe the hole.